Don't Wait To Say Hello

commiepup:

for some reason i read that “tumblr is worth $1 bil” as tumblr is worth 1 dollar bill and i thought “yeah”

(via sexy-fail)

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

(via s0ftbooty)

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

oh my fucking god Charlotte

(via panic-at-the-order-of-the-tardis)

snapchatting:

laurenbunni:

snapchatting:

imagine if it started raining sweaters i think i would start crying it’d be so beautiful

what if they were all ugly and smelled like feet?

don’t be a party pooper

maliciousmelons:

i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer

(via itsflanagain)

iflybikes:

When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

(via savra)