for some reason i read that “tumblr is worth $1 bil” as tumblr is worth 1 dollar bill and i thought “yeah”
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
oh my fucking god Charlotte
imagine if it started raining sweaters i think i would start crying it’d be so beautiful
what if they were all ugly and smelled like feet?
don’t be a party pooper
i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer